One day my family were having lunch at table. All of a sudden the telephone bell rang. My sister went to the telephone.

“This is Gong speaking. Who is there please?”

“I want to talk with Gu Hongmei.”

“Sorry there is no Gu Hongmei here.”

“No I must talk with her. Please tell her about this!”

“…sorry there is no person called Gu Hongmei in my home. Do you understand?”

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“I don’t believe you.”

“OK. I don’t believe you either.”

So my sister put down the telephone.

What a strange conversation!