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Zhou said a funny word, is: now the oil is too little, Chinese cooking oil, foreign merchants attracts mass into the cooking oil, is to alleviate the shortage of oil on the market, many foreign businessmen also launched a war of cooking oil. Of course, this is a joke, but there were some real foreign businesses and Chinese cooking oil smelting merchants to the idea, on against the current China into the gutter oil crisis.

"Our home and built a refined cooking oil company, a total of 100 home?" "What are you, my door to build 500?" you intimidated make it? This is our class classmate in the chat, this kind of phenomenon is normal. A total of 57 people in our class, there are 45 people didn't come today, because of the cooking oil fumes row in the home, poisoning in the hospital for illness, only no factories near the hospital. The teacher saw came 12 people don't even in the class.

However, because of the cooking oil used in the car, go to the restaurant to eat, don't worry, this point. Is unfortunate, but add the cooking oil after 93, the car ran up, people gradually began to ride a bike, walk, ride a electric bicycle, scientists are studying a solar car.

The cooking oil outnumbered, was defeated by the people of justice, but factories are closed down, a lot of people out of work, the restaurant and used cooking oil, ah, have a good cooking oil or not?

周立波说过一句很搞笑的一句话，是：现在石油太少了，外国商家看上了中国的地沟油，正在大批量进地沟油，以缓解市场上石油的供应不足，许多外国商家还发起了地沟油战争。当然，这是开玩笑的话，可是真有一些外国商家和中国炼地沟油的商家打起了这个主意，害的现在的中国陷入了地沟油危机。

“我们家门口又建了一家炼地沟油的公司，一共有100家了呢。”“你这算什么，我家门前一共建了500家呢.”你是不是被吓倒了了?这是我们班同学在聊天，这种现象已经见怪不怪。我们班一共57人，今天没来的就有45人，都是因为连地沟油的废气排到了家里，中毒了在医院养病，只有医院附近没有工厂。老师看到就来了12人连课都不上了。

不过，因为地沟油都用在汽车上，去饭馆吃饭，就不用担心了，这样也好点。但是汽车可倒霉了，加了地沟油93号以后，车子跑不起来，渐渐人们开始骑自行车、走路、骑电动自行车，科学家们纷纷研究太阳能车。

最后地沟油寡不敌众，被正义的人们打败了，可是工厂都倒闭了，许多人失业了，饭馆又用地沟油了，哎，到底是有地沟油好还是没有好呢?