你在后面推;短信发两条，一条气你，一条哄你。可惜我现在没有钱，所以只能先发一条短信气气你了!哈哈，祝你愚人节快乐哦!

You push in the back; SMS two, a gas you, a coax you. But now I have no money, so only the first to send a text message gas you! Ha ha, I wish you a happy April Fool's day oh!

没有盘古开天地，猿类进化都没戏;没有甲骨做文具，历史也会没生气;没有黛玉和宝玉，红楼怎传几世纪?没有我给你发信息，谁知猪会看手机?

No Pan Gu created heaven and earth, apes are gone; no bones do stationery, history will not angry; no Dai Yuhe Bao Yu, red how several century? Didn't I send you the information, who knows the pig can see mobile phone?

狼来了猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排：大猪去堵门!二猪去堵窗!当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦!你肉多，出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐!

Wolf pig chaos, a mother pig arrangement: the big pig door! Two pigs to window! When he saw the pig, pig mama was aggravated, shouted: "old, do not see a message! You meat, the wolf drive out. Happy April Fool's Day!

金灿灿的，是阳光;红彤彤的，是灯笼;香喷喷的，是米饭;热腾腾的，是火锅;火辣辣的，是烈酒;麻酥酥的，是你hellip又触电了吧，早就你别看短信的!

The golden sunshine, is red, is; lanterns; fragrant, is Steamed Rice; hot, is hot, Hot pot; spirits; the exciting moment, is your hellip and get an electric shock, had you don't see a message!

你有天使般容颜，魔鬼般身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么完美无暇。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好不好?同事愚人节快乐。

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You have a angel face, the devil figure, even you fart posture is so perfect. In a public occasion, control the tempo? Happy colleagues April Fool's day.

接下来就是见证奇迹的时刻，按一下下翻键，你会微笑;按两下你会傻笑;按三下你会开心大笑;按四下，恭喜同事你，一个傻瓜诞生了!

The next step is to witness the miracle of the moment, click next turn key, you will smile; by two, you'll giggle; by three, you will laugh; by four, congratulations on your colleagues, a fool born!