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早上，我一早起来就想到：今天是4月1日，愚人节耶!嘻嘻，捉弄一下姐姐吧!我故作高兴地跟姐姐说：“姐姐，明天我就要到德育基地去了，我好兴奋噢!”“真的?你还不快去准备东西?”哈哈，姐姐上当了。“哎——等一下，去德育基地前应该要开家长会的呀，在我的印象中，好像你们没有开家长会嘛!”哎呀，那么快就露馅了。没办法，我只好使出最后的“杀手锏”，我往姐姐手里塞了一张纸条，然后就转身溜出了房间。只听后面传来一声震耳欲聋的叫：“余——知——嘉!!”那张纸条上写了：“你知道猪是怎么死的吗?就是像你这样笨死的!美女，愚人节快乐~~”呵，姐姐被我忽悠了。

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Morning, I get up early in the morning and think: today is April 1st, April Fool's day the lord! Hee hee, tease sister! I pretended to be happy with my sister said: "sister, I will go to the moral education base tomorrow, I'm so excited oh!" "Really? Aren't you going to get things ready? " Haha, my sister yesterday. "Ah -- wait, to moral education base before should have parents ah, in my impression, as if you have no parents meeting!" Oh, would happen so fast. No way, I had to use the final "killer mace", I put a piece of paper to his sister, then turned and slipped out of the room. Just listen to the sound deafen the ear with its roar came behind the call: "Yu -- know -- scarlett!!" The paper wrote: "you know how the pigs died? You are stupid! Beauty, happy April Fool's Day ~ ~ "Oh, is my sister huyou.

我转身走向厨房，手中拿着一朵假花。只见妈妈在厨房里忙碌的洗碗。我走到妈妈旁边“深情”的对妈妈说：“妈妈，送你的!”说着把花递给了妈妈。哎，不愧是姜还是老的辣，妈妈可不上我的当，疑惑地问：“今天是什么日子啊?”看来妈妈是非要打破沙锅问到底了，再这样问下去我可招架不住，我想了想，就把花和纸条一起放在了柜子上。放好了，我就迅速的溜出了厨房。突然，一声惊天动地的“站住!”从我耳边擦过。这声“站住”从哪来的，不说你也知道。啊!妈妈从后面追来了，三十六计，走为上策，我还是赶紧逃吧!

I turned toward the kitchen, holding the hands of a artificial flowers. I saw my mother busy in the kitchen washing dishes. I went to the mother side "affection" said to mother: "mother, give you!" Said gave flowers to mom. Hey, is worthy of the old ginger is spicy, the mother can not on me when, puzzled and asked: "what day is today?" It seems that the mother is not to insist on getting to the bottom, then ask down I may be unable to resist sustain the blows, I wanted to think, put flowers and a note together in the cupboard. Well, I quickly slipped out of the kitchen. Suddenly, a loud shaking heaven and earth "stop!" From my ears. The sound of "stop" come from, you know. Ah! Mother from behind after coming, thirty-six meter, it's politic to leave, I still can make a run for it!

接着我又找到了爸爸，我“认真”的问爸爸：“爸爸，你有没有听过聪明人说有，笨蛋说没有的故事啊?”“没有。”“哈哈……”爸爸也被我骗了啊!

Then I found my dad, "serious" asks father: "father, you have heard of the wise man said, idiot that no story?" No. Ha-ha. Dad I got ah!

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到现在为止，精确点就是到12：45为止，我还没被人整过，我还是幸运的啊!

Up to now, the precise point is to the 12:45 so far, I haven't been the whole, I am lucky!