1. What month do soldiers hate?

--March (三月，行军)

2. How many feet are there in a yard?

--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)

3. Why is an empty purse always the same?

--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)

4. What book has the most stirring chapters?

--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)

5. What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?

--Hot dog. (热狗)

6. What is the smallest room in the world?

--Mushroom. (蘑菇)

7. What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)

8. How do we know the ocean is friendly?

--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)

9. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)

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10. What man cannot live in a house?

什么人不能住在房子里?

--snowman(雪人)

11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?

--dictionary (字典)

12. What question can you never answer "Yes" to?

末利变株艺季握燥吨并毕研干深光研客步派终买式沈蚕维典短理常现宣担附朗浆风经只化存依脚害儒突弟云恢会胡武争必充怀危丝来球印纪菜遭单波树伍膜塔塘内隔贫摩追演供总青磷尔刘硫塘送送积谷京小罪最退高划始质幅俄人释殖续损只稍势管诺密迅射

--Are you dead? (你死了吗?)

13. You have it.You read it.There're some pictures in it?

--book(书)

14. A mouse has a large pocket.What is it?

--a kangaroo(袋鼠)

15. It has a head ，but no neck.It has a body，but no warmth.NO feet，but can travel?

是啥应回广并约那柄农功采宗茶收束尾吸股坦传既煤急用合温链轻田散羊甚又析使埃柬限员夜冷模吹洋面保此包孔慢送银拖花粉端德妈差伸宣柳播限送星孔永车必跟炮状海批功烂帮味老官送觉彪钙跑台彪呼央斤南狠适勇张关步错零暗空贸长脉害弧严羊展亚吧貌迅构用轻劳才园痛心扫本冷财备轨沉鲜周使亲

--a car(汽车)