1. What month do soldiers hate?

--March (三月，行军)

2. How many feet are there in a yard?

--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)

3. Why is an empty purse always the same?

--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)

4. What book has the most stirring chapters?

--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)

5. What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?

--Hot dog. (热狗)

6. What is the smallest room in the world?

--Mushroom. (蘑菇)

7. What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)

8. How do we know the ocean is friendly?

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--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)

9. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)

10. What man cannot live in a house?

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什么人不能住在房子里?

--snowman(雪人)

11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?

--dictionary (字典)

12. What question can you never answer "Yes" to?

--Are you dead? (你死了吗?)

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13. You have it.You read it.There're some pictures in it?

--book(书)

14. A mouse has a large pocket.What is it?

--a kangaroo(袋鼠)

15. It has a head ，but no neck.It has a body，but no warmth.NO feet，but can travel?

--a car(汽车)