1.What month do soldiers hate?

--March (三月，行军)

2.How many feet are there in a yard?

--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)

3.Why is an empty purse always the same?

--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)

4.What book has the most stirring chapters?

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--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)

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5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?

--Hot dog. (热狗)

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6.What is the smallest room in the world?

--Mushroom. (蘑菇)

7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)

8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?

--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)

9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?

--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)