五月一日是国际劳动节，是全世界劳动人民共同争取自由的纪念日。对于我们学生而言，既是一个令人放松的小假期，也是一个悲剧的小假期。为什么呢？因为还有老师免费赠送给我们的“作业教主”。为了让这个小长假过得充实而有意义，那就让我们一起来制定一份劳动节计划书吧！

NO。1：外出计划。我打算和同学一起外出游玩，你可别说，这真的很有意思：大伙儿都装着一大包零食边走边吃，没有了大人们的约束，自由了。欧耶，一定要好好珍惜这段时光。计划终究是计划，现实毕竟是现实。真是应了“天有不测风云”这句话，待到我们出发的那天早上，下起了倾盆大雨。我晕，真想翻老天一个大大的白眼，要是手中有一颗手榴弹我一定会毫不犹豫地向天上扔去，非把它炸得皮开肉绽不可！

NO。2：美食计划。既然外出计划失败了，那么我一定要好好补偿自己。悄悄告诉你，我最近又瘦了三斤呢！借着这个机会，一定要大吃大喝。说干就干，我从钱罐里掏出了一张百元大钞，不由分说地跑到我家附近的大超市，很快，我就呼哧呼哧地拎着一大袋零食回来了。一到家，我就将那些零食全倒在了桌子上，一包接着一包地吃了起来，弄得满屋子都是葱香味。幸亏老妈不在家，不然就Gameover了。耶，计划成功！

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NO。3：劳动计划。享受了那么久的美好生活，忽然发现自己的作业还没写完呢！既然是劳动节嘛！肯定是要劳动的。算了，据我认为，写作业也是一项劳动，为了不辜负那些劳动人民，拼了，这是个不得不执行的计划。

这个五一，乐趣无穷，我非常感谢那些资本家压迫人民，让人民抗议，才有了今天的五一节，一个短暂的小长假！

May 1 is international labor day, the anniversary of the people of the world working together for freedom. For our students, it's a relaxing vacation and a tragic little vacation. Why is that? Because there are also teachers who give away free to us. In order to make this small holiday meaningful and meaningful, let's make a labor day plan book together.

NO. 1: plan out. I'm going to hang out with my classmates, you don't say, this is really interesting, we are filled with a large package of snacks walked to eat, not the adults' constraints, free. Oh, you must cherish this time. Planning is a plan after all, and reality is reality after all. It was a good thing to say, "the weather is bad," and it was raining cats and dogs on the morning of our departure. I'm dizzy, really want to god a big eyes, if a grenade in the hand I would not hesitate to throw to the sky, you must have put it looks were raw!

NO. 2: the meal plan. Now that the plan has failed, I must compensate myself. I whisper to you, I have lost weight recently! By this opportunity, you must eat and drink. To start, I took out a $one hundred bills and money jar representative to run to the big supermarket near my house, soon, I was lolling to carry a big bag of snacks back. As soon as I got home, I dumped all those snacks on the table and ate them in a pack. Luckily, mom isn't at home, or the Gameover is over. Yeah, plan it!

NO. 3: the labor plan. Having enjoyed such a long time, I suddenly found my homework was not finished yet. It's labor day! It must be labor. In my opinion, writing homework is also a labor, and in order to live up to those working people, it is a plan that has to be carried out.

The May Day, fun, I thank you very much for the capitalist oppression of the people, let people's protest, just had today May Day, a small long vacation short!

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